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Not A Cinderella Story
So i’ve been doing a lot of thinking lately about where I will end up in my life. I always hoped i’d meet someone, get married, have a career, the usual white picket fence fantasy. However now that I realize thats probably not going to happen, I need to come to terms with it. So below is a list of reasons I will never have a Cinderella Story.
1. I have BIG feet. Glass slippers would cost far too much money
2. I have 1 adoptive brother, 2 half brothers but no sisters. Step or otherwise
3. I am a horrible housekeeper, no one would want me to clean their house
4. I have an aversion to rodents, having them help dress me would freak me out
5. I’m late for EVERYTHING. I would never make it to the ball in time to meet the prince, have him fall in love, and be out by midnight
6. I don’t have a godmother, Fairy or otherwise
7. My ride is a mini van, not a pimped out pumpkin
8. Fairy tales arn’t real
